Life math 101

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Submitted by jjthomas on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:01
  • Engineering: 2+2=5.....huh.....must be a mistake in the math....um 2+2=4......ok.
  • R&D: we know 2+2= 4, what else can we do with it...2+2=5, no but maybe 3+1=4..ok that works.
  • Teachers: 2+2, yes, and also 2*2, 3+1, 5-1 , 4-0, 8/2 and so on, but since you didn't prove your work you get a B.
  • Carpenters: we saw your +2=4 outside and made this replacement 2, call and let us know if you ever want to refurbish it, here's my card.
  • Mechanic: the = sign was out of alignment, resulting in 2+2=5, we've aligned it back so that 2+2=4 again, but the parts was $250 alone, dat dont include labor.
  • Labor Union: 2+2=5, yeah what of it, you got a problem `wit dat ? There's a four 5 minimum too, and they get double time if you don't give em a lunch break.
  • Human Resources: Look I know your department needs more 2s, but all we have right now are 5's, so for the time being 2+2 will just have to equal 5.
  • Management: 2+2=5 hasn't been working for us all year. and it's all 5's fault. I know! 5-2=2. There lets try that for a year.
  • Marketing: 2+2=4, but if you want it to Equal 5 we'll get it to our engineering department:pass this back up to Engineering: 2+2=5 we need it yeasterday!